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Thursday, September 4, 2008

(SAY 1ST HOR TIS POST IS NT MEANT 2 BE OFFENSIVE ALL THINGS WRITTEN HERE ARE JUZ 2 MAKE MY POST MORE NICER 2 READ)
Todae suppose 2 meet the guyz at 1pm at outram mrt 2 go ecp 2 cycle
shiok sia so freaking near my hse
But kh wanted 2 meet me earlier at chinatown den go down tgt
zzz lame sia outram mrt and chinatown mrt same distance frm my hse
Den because of him had 2 go chinatown den take train down 2 outram zzz
i noe he wan meet me 1st because he sure late den he dunwan ownself late den if kena shoot both die tgt zzz

As expected kh was freaking late
live at sengkang at least 12 30 nid leave hse
but den he still yaya
So at 12 50 kk call me ask me don care kh meet them 1st
But i don 1 2 suffer wit them 2 wait 4 kh
So the smart me camp at home instead
lucky sia because At 1 10 kh still haven call saying he leave his hse already
so had 2 call him instead
so 1 28 kh sms me ask me leave hse which i did so immediately
wait wait wait wait until all my wrinkles come out already he still haven come
Den suddenly he call me
'Eh junhao i reach le why nvr see u"
zzz he at outram liao make me stupid stupid wait 4 him at chinatown
pek cek so ownself take mrt go outram meet the rest

So after dat took mrt 2 bedok den switch bus go ecp
Our initial aim was 2 cycle 4h and go 2 changi jetty
which i said ur all sure cnnt 1
which they strongly disagree wit me
so nvm i wanted 2 see how long they can last

The journey was freaking lame
All of them cycle like snail
i tink even tortise can crawl faster den them
So 2 keep myself entertain i had 2 sprint then U turn meet them again reapeatedly
During the journey found out dat kk,binhui,flor had no liscense at all
They were menace to the public
Keep having accidents zzz
And oso yc and kh were nature destroyers
wb they pluck flower like no tml
Den later all throw 2 me like i was the evil 1

Cycle cycle cycle den we reach the fence outside the airstrip
The road totally straight
Could nt control myself and cnnt be bother 2 wait 4 the rest den sprinted like siao kia
Sprint sprint sprint suddenly bh call
'eh junhao they wan cycle another road 2 changi'
wah zzz i so far far away liao
But no choice had 2 turn back

when meet up wit them they point 2 me another road say is 'shortcut'
Den i ask u sure can go changi mah?
All say sure sure cfm can wan like they cycle along dat road be4 like dat
But i nt really convinced so i ask again
Den they shout at me can 1 can 1
So anything lor i follow

cycle cycle cycle den the road ended except 4 the road on the highway
So i was like wher is changi?
But nobody reply me
Den they continue go cycle on the highway
siao eh the road so narrow sia
scary like nth and i still young dunwan die
But seeing all the unliscense 1 still go on the road
i felt abit comforted because even if die i most probably wont die alone(no lah kidding)

Den suddenly they all stop
Den tell me eh i tink wrong way liao
zzz wat a big joke lol
And we were like in the middle of a highway
Den i ask who was the 1 who say can 1
All giv me the innocent look 'nt me nt me'
Funny sia
So had 2 cycle against the traffic which was how 2 say freaking freaking scary
because all the lorries and vans like so big size and keep driving near us
In the end was so surprise i made it back alive
After the overdose of trills and excitment could nt take it anymore and go back
So wat does tis story tell u
'There is no shortcut in the journey for success'
more or less applicable but u get it can le

After disembarking the bicycle
my ass was freaking numb machiam like no ass

After dat go old airport road had dinner
shiok sia had stingray, tofu, kang kong, sotong, egg with prawns
After dinner was the sick part
I joke abt them walking me home
Suprisingly they very enthu
sia lah abit regret somemore i dunno how frm ther walk back
But they ask me lead

So with my expert sense of direction and leadership(pui)
i lead them 2 the correct path 2 my hse passing through kallang
But on the way all of them cnnt take it actually i oso cnnt but act strong
So when they wanted go suntec i agreed

After stay ther awhile den took mrt home
THE END


notes of a tragedy
11:29 PM