Haha recently nvr blog
Any1 miss my post?haha

Okay start on last sat actually nth much lah
Juz met up wit chester and wx at PS play maximum tune
Wx very smart sia he gt voucher spend $10 get $10 free
So he wanted us 2 play at Zone X
But damm sick lah Zone X gt charge GST sia stupid leh
But at least he gt liang xin treat us $2 only enough 2 start the game haiz
So won a few stars den go 2 burger king eat
Had 2 dunno wat pie i tink is orh nie(dunno how spelt don laugh)
Den go home

Okay the nxxt day which is Sunday met kh and bh for movie at Dhoby ghaut
Kh never plan properly so we also do not know what show we going to watch
So starting i say wanted to watch painted skin which bh also want watch
But kh kb say don't want to watch
So BH suggested mama mia which kh also wanted watch last time
But for some lame reason kh gave he don't want to watch
So kh turn choose he say want watch house bunny
wah seh this 1 i strongly disagree BH oso say he rather watch mama mia
So i ask him this show got what nice to watch
Kh said gt one part the girl's skirt fly very funny
I was like eh u sick can liao don make me watch this kind of thing with you
But no choice kh die die also want see girl's skirt fly so let him see lor
Conclusion kh watch movie is not for the storyline is to see GIRLS
SO BEWARE OF KH

So after buying the tickets went to PS findfood because bh hungry
After buy food finish head back to Cathay
KH asshole ask us study with him
sian bo i could have spend my precious time on more quality stuff like arcade
Furthurmore if kh lose to me in his O level he will treat me crystal jade
So all the more i should not help him
Starting starbucks no space so i thought don need study with him le
But kh say lets walk back to PS
Bh and i was like crying because we still haven recover from our walk the other day
So ended up studying on the fountain there at B1
The bh is an asshole don want study with kh escape to the bookshop left me with kh

So after studying went to watch house bunny
The movie errrrrr was not my type of movie lah
I won't say it is not nice
the jokes were funny but abit i dunno lah
I juz say it is kh kind of a good joke

Next travel to cineleisure find BT
Chat awhile than went taka eat
Watch F1 at the big screen of ngee an city while eating
After dat went home
THE END


notes of a tragedy
10:28 PM


Todae badminton again tis time wit bt and bh
BT so random suddenly wan go play because she say she getting very lazy
So we met at queensway shopping centre because bt wan buy racket
After dat bused to Delta

So we went 2 book a court for 1hr
The person a bit fierce looking sia den talk like oso abit pek cek liddat
Den when left the office
Bh told me the person's name which he noticed frm the name tag
haha i laugh until cnnt take it
ppl wit tis name more or less gt sha qi 1

So starting playing badminton
wah todae very xiong sia compare to the other few time when i played wit the others
spoil 2 shuttlecocks due to violent playing
Bt keep screaming because i keep aiming shuttlecocks at them
And bh todae smarted sia noe how dodge my shots nt like last time stand there let me hit

By right we only book until 3 but since nobody kick us out we continue play until around 4
Den i feel abit gulity gulity liao so we stop playing
Was feeling abit giddy den walk oso cnnt walk straight
Den we went to tiong
Had dessert at the dessert shop beside ajisen the carrot cake was great
So after that toured around den homed
THE END

notes of a tragedy
10:47 PM


Results was sucky damm sucky
Although managed nt 2 foward but haiz
all the funny funny modules i anyhow do pull my gpa down until freaking low
Sian lah havoc 2 much liao le
Nxt time shld take things seriously liao and nt take everything as a big joke
YA RIGHT AS IF I WILL hahahahaha(siao liao)

notes of a tragedy
1:35 PM


Todae met kh yc and bh again to play badminton
Actually was 2 play badminton at my hse ther 1
But bh tiki complain say i always benifit
lazy fight with him so let him win lor
So ended up going his house there play badminton
So bh todae early morning go book the court for 1h starting from 3pm

As usual kh always late so in the end reach there at around 3 20 like that
Wah bh the house there CC save electricity bill one sia
Fan ,air con lights everything also never on somemore still must close the door
Machiam like suana sia almost suffocated
But did not care still continue play

After play awhile kh kbkb say his hand got blister weak sia
So at that time got some kindergarden kids there
So kh wanted to act friendly went to approach them
The kids see kh like see until ghost sia
kh move 1 step closer to them only the kids ran off like no tml like dat
This shows that kh is scary sia
kh still bhb keep go close 2 them
aiyo

So we play overtime until the secrurity come gan us
So after dat proceed to bh hse watch camp rock
Den after dat when clementi eat botak jones
Had large fish and chips was damm freaking full
Den kh stomachache but still act strong die oso dunwan waste his money forced himself 2 finish it

So later proceed 2 mrt station den say bb to yc and bh
Den mrtee back home

notes of a tragedy
9:59 PM


Yo guyz
todae went out wit kh yc and bh
Starting go popular buy kh's tys
Amazingly, shockingly, Incredibly ...(all the sacarstic words)...bh bought a compo book which i tink will take him like?forever 2 finish it ?(hahaha i am so bad)

Den proceed on 2 sakae sushi 4 buffet
The ppl ther abit weird wierd 1

As usual some ppl(no offence jking nia)
Dunno wat 2 order
Den Anyhow order
Den see er xin only
Den don dare admit he/she order 1
Den Even if admit oso dunwan finish
Den the kind me help finish it
Den the person nvr say ty(so no manners no lah actually i greedy)
Den almost exploded after eating so much

Okay after pay for sakae
lol they go on abt on some !@#day some $%^person scam some &*( frm us lol
dat was like so freaking long and they still could rmb it

So later go library
Someone started making a fool of himself
Try reading chinese words end up read wrong
i tis c6 standard still nid correct him dunno his c5 get frm wher 1 sia
still keep hao lian 2 me

So later go kh hse
wah scared of his dog
the last time go his hse watch movie practically kena molested by his dog
anyhow step, touch and lick 1
But tis time the dog much kuai
But yc kh and bh keep direct the dog to me
wb evil sia ur nvr experience be4 how scary it is
Nxt time ur kena i sure laugh my head off
Actually wan watch fast and furious
But yc played maple the the rest of us played bleach
HAHA i 2 pro anyhow play oso win

AFter den kh escorted us 2 senkang and say bb
THE END
HAVOCING TO BE CONTINUED TML

notes of a tragedy
10:36 PM


Hmm long time nvr blog le
Actually ytd wanted blog de but was too weak 2 do so
Okay let me bring the story to the beginning


Ytd suppose 2 meet the guyz for dinner after kh church ended at 5 30
As expected kh church sure end later den wat he expected
So as to keep myself alive ate a packet of hokkien mee
So kh called at around 6 10 liddat ask me leave hse and go jurong meet him
Which was damm near his church lah but dunno why he always later den us de



Starting we oso dunno wher we 1 go de
So the decisive me came up with a fomula to wher we shld go for dinner
The fomula is
X = Y+(no of passengers who enter frm station Y)
wher X is the destination
and y is the station we r at
which will of course be named after me as junhao law of destination zzz
steady hor



So using the jhlod formula we arrive at sembawang
Lol ther gt nth much except sun plaza
So we tour tour around see gt anything eat
Den decided to eat canvana
After dat bt joined us

After staying in sun plaza 4 awhile
Bt wanted us 2 escort her 2 bedok
Abit reluctant but bt is the boss
she say 2 nobody dare say 1
So we escorted her until city hall den say bb

So after dat actually nth much 2 do le
so again i suggested go play firecrackers near my hse haha
So we bought a box of firecrackers and candles den go my hse downstairs light fire
Kh sibei kium siup ask him pay 4 firecrackers only he rather nt play
Actually was abit freaking lame starting we dunno wat 2 do wit the firecrackers so we use it 2 kill ants lame shit
So after dat pei kh go take mrt den go home le
THE END

notes of a tragedy
7:08 PM


(SAY 1ST HOR TIS POST IS NT MEANT 2 BE OFFENSIVE ALL THINGS WRITTEN HERE ARE JUZ 2 MAKE MY POST MORE NICER 2 READ)
Todae suppose 2 meet the guyz at 1pm at outram mrt 2 go ecp 2 cycle
shiok sia so freaking near my hse
But kh wanted 2 meet me earlier at chinatown den go down tgt
zzz lame sia outram mrt and chinatown mrt same distance frm my hse
Den because of him had 2 go chinatown den take train down 2 outram zzz
i noe he wan meet me 1st because he sure late den he dunwan ownself late den if kena shoot both die tgt zzz

As expected kh was freaking late
live at sengkang at least 12 30 nid leave hse
but den he still yaya
So at 12 50 kk call me ask me don care kh meet them 1st
But i don 1 2 suffer wit them 2 wait 4 kh
So the smart me camp at home instead
lucky sia because At 1 10 kh still haven call saying he leave his hse already
so had 2 call him instead
so 1 28 kh sms me ask me leave hse which i did so immediately
wait wait wait wait until all my wrinkles come out already he still haven come
Den suddenly he call me
'Eh junhao i reach le why nvr see u"
zzz he at outram liao make me stupid stupid wait 4 him at chinatown
pek cek so ownself take mrt go outram meet the rest

So after dat took mrt 2 bedok den switch bus go ecp
Our initial aim was 2 cycle 4h and go 2 changi jetty
which i said ur all sure cnnt 1
which they strongly disagree wit me
so nvm i wanted 2 see how long they can last

The journey was freaking lame
All of them cycle like snail
i tink even tortise can crawl faster den them
So 2 keep myself entertain i had 2 sprint then U turn meet them again reapeatedly
During the journey found out dat kk,binhui,flor had no liscense at all
They were menace to the public
Keep having accidents zzz
And oso yc and kh were nature destroyers
wb they pluck flower like no tml
Den later all throw 2 me like i was the evil 1

Cycle cycle cycle den we reach the fence outside the airstrip
The road totally straight
Could nt control myself and cnnt be bother 2 wait 4 the rest den sprinted like siao kia
Sprint sprint sprint suddenly bh call
'eh junhao they wan cycle another road 2 changi'
wah zzz i so far far away liao
But no choice had 2 turn back

when meet up wit them they point 2 me another road say is 'shortcut'
Den i ask u sure can go changi mah?
All say sure sure cfm can wan like they cycle along dat road be4 like dat
But i nt really convinced so i ask again
Den they shout at me can 1 can 1
So anything lor i follow

cycle cycle cycle den the road ended except 4 the road on the highway
So i was like wher is changi?
But nobody reply me
Den they continue go cycle on the highway
siao eh the road so narrow sia
scary like nth and i still young dunwan die
But seeing all the unliscense 1 still go on the road
i felt abit comforted because even if die i most probably wont die alone(no lah kidding)

Den suddenly they all stop
Den tell me eh i tink wrong way liao
zzz wat a big joke lol
And we were like in the middle of a highway
Den i ask who was the 1 who say can 1
All giv me the innocent look 'nt me nt me'
Funny sia
So had 2 cycle against the traffic which was how 2 say freaking freaking scary
because all the lorries and vans like so big size and keep driving near us
In the end was so surprise i made it back alive
After the overdose of trills and excitment could nt take it anymore and go back
So wat does tis story tell u
'There is no shortcut in the journey for success'
more or less applicable but u get it can le

After disembarking the bicycle
my ass was freaking numb machiam like no ass

After dat go old airport road had dinner
shiok sia had stingray, tofu, kang kong, sotong, egg with prawns
After dinner was the sick part
I joke abt them walking me home
Suprisingly they very enthu
sia lah abit regret somemore i dunno how frm ther walk back
But they ask me lead

So with my expert sense of direction and leadership(pui)
i lead them 2 the correct path 2 my hse passing through kallang
But on the way all of them cnnt take it actually i oso cnnt but act strong
So when they wanted go suntec i agreed

After stay ther awhile den took mrt home
THE END

notes of a tragedy
11:29 PM


todae is a sick day
went 2 vivo meet kh and xiao di
Den went safra bowling
den kk joined us
wb kk and xiao di wore same colour shirt and pants
chapalang like couple

kk damm funny go bowling dunwan bowl
but luckily at least he gt some zi zhi zhi ming
Noe if he play will sia suay himself and oso us
at least save us some face

Play bowling dat time xiao di was pathetic
She like dunno how bowl sia
she long ago shld hav sit beside kk and eye power can le
Throw all our faces
Nxt time Let the PROs play can le

So after bowl finish walk around aimlessely
so we walk and walk and walk and walk
Den xiao di and kk sibei siao chapalang like 2 monkies escape frm the zoo
Think sg is their hse
kk-shout my name in public wher gt alot of ppl
xiao di-shriek high pitch my name
siao eh
eh ur dunwan face i wan 1 hor i nt like ur the skin like rhino so thick chainsaw oso cnnt cut through

Den later dunno how come they siao 1 eat stingray
so actually wanted go henerson market eat 1
At dat time we were outside STC den lazy walk so wan take bus but we dunno wat bus 2 take
So xiao di go see the signboard
But her eyes dunno like grow at her ass ther...
Signboard oso dunno how see end up take wrong bus and end up at wrong hawker centre

So ate botak jones instead
idiot sia
dunno why they giv us mustard and vinegar
Den make my hand itchy go try mustard chilli fries
Wah pui taste like dunno whose shit!!!
Den xiao di lame monkey see monkey do go try the same thing oso
But her tongue juz touch the mustard already she cnnt take it liao so weak

But dunno why her mind like after taste the mustard gone siao siao
Go invent vinegar chilli fries
Den we say 1 2 3 tgt try
But knowing xiao di she no balls de so after counting 1 2 3 i throw inside le she still stun ther
End up she still ate it because i said it was nice(as if)blehzzz
So later she continue laming and concocate the untimate chilli cum ketchup cum mustard cum vinegar SALAD
wa seh highly deadly
we both bite the salad only the tears keep running out like waterfall
Den woah tongue instant numbness 4 a moment i thought i lost my tongue

After dat we wanted walk 2 herderson market eat oyster omelette
xiao di started ke siao keep singing song
she dun even realise dat her voice was freaking peircing and loud
until my ear drum go piak she oso nvr hear until

So after reach HM instead order oyster order stingray instead
Told the kk very full liao he still go buy the XXXXXLLLLLL stingray
Knn the stingray eat liao can spew fire so freaking spicy dat can kill me

So after dat walk 2 redhill mrt
on the way tok abt some lame stuff
Den took mrt and went home le

notes of a tragedy
1:34 AM


4 awhile nvr blog le because recently very lethargic
So since todae gt strength blog abit

On 30 aug celebrated kh belated birthday
lol actually suppose meet 3 at ps
but kelly ask whether 1 meet at 1.30
so i okay lor
so met kelly at 1.30 puctually
After awhile bt joined us
wb they 2 very !#$%^&* sia
Go purely girl's stuff shop
Still act concerned kelly&bt:"junhao very ke lian le we keep shopping girls stuff den he muz follow us"*sniggering*
wat is the point of saying tis when ur still delibrately go shop girl's stuff huh?bully me rite?

Later bh ,kk and flor joined us
Den actually 1 watch movie but queue very very ... long
So we went arcade instead
woots shiok sia favourite very rare they 1 go
But stupid sia nvr play MT nb
instead play mario,basketball,catch soft toys and wat throw ball thing 1
lol all i oso thrash them
except gt the 1st time play basketball kena owned by bt and kelly
Maybe because i 1st time and bh keep whacking my BALLS away
or maybe bt gt special trainin

so later walk 2 wisma atria
again they walk into girl girl shop
Heng tis time gt guys wit me so we see other stuff
So later went taka buy cake 4 kh
wb his cake we buy frm crystal jade sia last time other ppl 1 buy frm carrefour lol
somemore instead of buying only 1 cake we buy 9 cakes
But the cake is nt cake but cupcake lol gt rabbit and moon design somemore

Ya another somehow i suddenly popped out another 1 da jie(kelly) and oso popped out a xiao di?(florence)

So later went find kh and yc
Den went paragon 1 eat sushi tei
but queue long nid wait 1 & a 1/2 hr
so went sing birthday song 2 kh at some wulu wulu place beside paragon

haha after celebrate used our secret weapon on kh(pink flower)
scared le mah i let u bully so many days so dat i can see u die today
i noe u want revenge but haha nanipoopoo i nt scared of u
Den later had sushi tei den go home le
THE END

notes of a tragedy
12:25 AM

Name:Tan junhao
Call me:ATM.D (more nice)
Age:17
DOB:26 Dec 91(Happy Boxing Day)
Horoscope:Capricon
Sex:non-female
Race:Chinese
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