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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

todae is a sick day
went 2 vivo meet kh and xiao di
Den went safra bowling
den kk joined us
wb kk and xiao di wore same colour shirt and pants
chapalang like couple

kk damm funny go bowling dunwan bowl
but luckily at least he gt some zi zhi zhi ming
Noe if he play will sia suay himself and oso us
at least save us some face

Play bowling dat time xiao di was pathetic
She like dunno how bowl sia
she long ago shld hav sit beside kk and eye power can le
Throw all our faces
Nxt time Let the PROs play can le

So after bowl finish walk around aimlessely
so we walk and walk and walk and walk
Den xiao di and kk sibei siao chapalang like 2 monkies escape frm the zoo
Think sg is their hse
kk-shout my name in public wher gt alot of ppl
xiao di-shriek high pitch my name
siao eh
eh ur dunwan face i wan 1 hor i nt like ur the skin like rhino so thick chainsaw oso cnnt cut through

Den later dunno how come they siao 1 eat stingray
so actually wanted go henerson market eat 1
At dat time we were outside STC den lazy walk so wan take bus but we dunno wat bus 2 take
So xiao di go see the signboard
But her eyes dunno like grow at her ass ther...
Signboard oso dunno how see end up take wrong bus and end up at wrong hawker centre

So ate botak jones instead
idiot sia
dunno why they giv us mustard and vinegar
Den make my hand itchy go try mustard chilli fries
Wah pui taste like dunno whose shit!!!
Den xiao di lame monkey see monkey do go try the same thing oso
But her tongue juz touch the mustard already she cnnt take it liao so weak

But dunno why her mind like after taste the mustard gone siao siao
Go invent vinegar chilli fries
Den we say 1 2 3 tgt try
But knowing xiao di she no balls de so after counting 1 2 3 i throw inside le she still stun ther
End up she still ate it because i said it was nice(as if)blehzzz
So later she continue laming and concocate the untimate chilli cum ketchup cum mustard cum vinegar SALAD
wa seh highly deadly
we both bite the salad only the tears keep running out like waterfall
Den woah tongue instant numbness 4 a moment i thought i lost my tongue

After dat we wanted walk 2 herderson market eat oyster omelette
xiao di started ke siao keep singing song
she dun even realise dat her voice was freaking peircing and loud
until my ear drum go piak she oso nvr hear until

So after reach HM instead order oyster order stingray instead
Told the kk very full liao he still go buy the XXXXXLLLLLL stingray
Knn the stingray eat liao can spew fire so freaking spicy dat can kill me

So after dat walk 2 redhill mrt
on the way tok abt some lame stuff
Den took mrt and went home le


notes of a tragedy
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