HAVOC

19April 2009

2009-04-19T13:13:00.005+08:00

Long time no blog

Todae i blog due to a special request from our area SG Mr Ong Kok Hao sir

See i so gei mian zi XD

So yup yup

Todae went to watch NPAP with JY,QY,Jason,Kh,LA and PW
Our area contingent was the best

U noe why?

Because got my cadets XD!!!

After dat went to have some light refreshment

The food was really so HTA

Den went to find our cadets take photo(below)So after dat went lot 1 to eat

We CIs all mou $qin$ ah so had to buget eat "The GREAT Combo" at LJS which was great

Oh ya and our SG especially mention that i MUZ MUZ MUZ blog about this

So how shall i start?

ya erm SG and i ordered our food tgt

Actually we dint want to upsize anything because we mou $qin$

But we saw that UPSIZE the drink only $0.30

As typical singaporeans we of course UPSIZE lah

So later we went back to our seats and finish our food and drinks

For some reason SG and i finish our drinks very fast

When we open up our drink cap

We discovered our drinks really is got UPSIZE...

The ICE UPSIZE our DRINKS SAMESIZE our WALLET DOWNSiZE.

So ya after finish our food went back home.

THE END

21 mar

2009-03-21T14:38:00.004+08:00

Just woke up after 12h of hibernation
Whoo~ this whole wk was freaking shag sia

Tues
Went over to kh hse to sleep

Wed
Kh , yc and me baked bt cake
We sort of modified the receipe
Den after dat went chalet and waited for the rest to come
Den BBQ

Thurs
Celebrate bt birthday den cycled
Wah seh cycling was fun sia frm pasir ris all the way to east coast
The best part was the airstrip there we ride like nobody business machiam the whole road we own 1
HAHA den gx and i smart before we kena heavy rain we already sprint back to chalet
At night went eat steamboat @ geylang
Wah biang the food ...
The drinks ...
So bo hua
After dat went back chalet slp

Fri
Morning rush back np frm chalet
Den went out wit sec 2 to seoul garden
...

16mar

2009-03-16T12:35:00.003+08:00

oh yeah~

This yr unit camp was like the best sia!!!

Although it was tiring but ya everyone improved alot and enjoyed themselves

This is probably due to my presence haha

NAH!!!

The sad thing was i was the photographer and there was practically none of my photos in it except tis 3 pics which cnnt even see my face

For ur info the totally white 1 with long hair is me

13mar

2009-03-13T00:31:00.002+08:00

unit camp tml
don miss me~

24feb

2009-02-24T21:03:00.003+08:00

HAH!!!
I recovering soon!!!
Can show my face le haha!!!
But i tink i developed throat cancer cause when i swallow things very the painful!!!
Maybe because i shout alot bah

Anyway
3papers down
1more to go
actually gt additional 1 more to go but that paper to me nt impt
so i officially declaring holiday tml :)

2 feb

2009-02-02T00:57:00.002+08:00

(PLZ BEAR WITH MY NONSENSE BECAUSE I CNNT SEE WAT I TYPING)
hmmm wondering why i am blogging at such a late hr?
the answer is: PROJECT
fuck project man!!!
Sibei buay tahan
3 projects in a row
1st one(ideas) just settled on friday
Three days after that which is tml another one(excel)
Four days later after the 2nd one(JAVA)

SO DARN SIAN!!!
My eyes haven even recover yet and by staying up late for the past 1 wk staring at the damm screen
Has juz made it worst
Till the extend i cnnt even see wat i typing now unless i am roughly 8 inches frm the damm screen
Poly Life is so darn cruel projects after projects
clear 1 come another 1

But althought had a tough time i enjoyed myself this weekend haha
why?
Because ytd the sun rise frm the east my parents suddenly bring me go body massage at ps
Yeah shiok sia
Den dinner had steak at cafe cartel

Todae the sun oso rise frm the east i let kh and co come my hse bai nian
Actually is dunwan let them come 1 because after the past experience(2yrs ago)
i realised that They simply talk using their backside at my hse(juz jking)

Ya so when they reach my hse all act guai guai
and all very manual 1 dunno how auto take food
Nid me serve them
Especially eric and kh both backside machiam made of gold nid me take food pass to them

Den very funny my grandma ask all four of them take zhen zi for 4D lol
Den she tell my sis open for her den cnnt let kh and co noe if nt nt ling
But my sis very excited shout out the number

So after my hse went kh hse
kh the dog hor damm shi huo sia keep biting my levi's jeans
But den sometimes he bite bo zhun bite until me
...............................(i cnnt see anymore liao blog another day)

13 jan

2009-01-13T08:40:00.003+08:00

WOOTS!!!yes my eyes have finally become better haha
Probably because i have started sleeping earlier
BUT...
IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF BH & CO. DIDNT INSIST ON WALKING THE HENDERSON WAVE YESTERDAY!!!

8 jan

2009-01-08T22:27:00.002+08:00

Boring~
Sch sux big time because have to wake up early
and ya my eyes have been goin sot sot for the pass 3-4wks already
ya so i am expecting myself to go blind sooner or later
Dats all the end

22dec

2008-12-22T20:48:00.001+08:00

sick~

21-Dec

2008-12-21T12:37:00.004+08:00

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND erphmm......
haha quited blogging for awhile because i found it quite tedious
but since so many people interested in my life(erphmm......) so for their sake i blog again :)
see i am so kind :)

Actually nth much to blog abt oso

Yesterday was my dear little sister's birthday
I realise that she is a freaking good at persuading
She managed to persuade my father to buy her a $130 soft toy dog with skates from bulit a bear as her present
And tis dog the life even better den me
At night the dog "sleep" my sis insist must give it 2 pillows to lie on where else i only have 1
Nxt thing is bloody retarding
The day before her birthday my sister brought the dog to sit Singapore flyer sia
wtf i nvr even sit before leh

Okay now on the day of her birthaday
She decided to celebrate her birthday at my grandfather's hse
By right i could go there in the evening
But because my sister wanted to go there and ride bicycle with her fren earlier
And somehow coincidentally my parents,grandparents and her nanny was not free
And both of them needed somebody responsible enough to take care of them
Therefore i somehow kena persuaded by her to go there early and do babysitting

Since both of them was riding bicycle and i gt nth better to do i decided to do blading
which was smth new to me and was a near death exp

Nxt thing was suppose to have lunch at botak jones before goin to my grandparents place
But my sister insisted on having mac donalds so bo bian zzz
So i told my father i wanted mac spicy meal ONLY
But wei le shang wo de dan liang
my father gei wo lai le yi ge MEGA mac spicy
wtf sia the mega mac spicy really mega sia i eat until very jialat den kena slight case of stomache

So after lunch my parents when off leaving me and my sister
soon after her fren joined in
And they immediately demanded that they want go biking
So i when to put on my blades which i spend half and hr doing so
and they spend half and hr nagging at me
Because i was inexperience in blading i wanted to bring my shoes down juz in case
But i had no bag to put so i asked my sister if she could help me carry my shoes
which she violently objected zzz
Very pek cek i decided to heck care and juz blade without bring my shoes(bad move)

1st fall
I tried to walk to the lift where the floor was wet because the cleaner of all days to wash the corridor decided to wash todae
Infront of the lift was a small slope probably the most 10 degree
Fuck it the moment i step on the slope i slide back and piak fall in a puddle of water
And the two devils which i was suppose to babysit laugh like no tml
Fuck sia when i asked them to help pull me inside the lift
Both of them was like i cnnt lah i gt bicycle ...
so in the end i practically crawled my way in

(actually still gt more things but lazy to blog le)
THE END

13 Nov

2008-11-13T23:23:00.002+08:00

warning!!!very vulagar
FUCK FUCK FUCK damm it cb!!!
haiz today real sux i meant i felt really suxky
why?because ytd my fucking eyes was really fucking hurting machiam like i see hardcore porn(which i die oso won watch)
And kena caught in a fucking rain and ended up having a fucking flu and a fucking headache
Den went see doc for some fuck reason and worst had a fucking injection

The fuckiness carried on today plus i totally feel damm fucking sick which was worst den ytd although it does nt appear on the outside dat i am sick
The day was damm suxky felt damm uneasy because of the flu throughout all the lesson
Den after sch ask jw and colin accompany me get some stuff at boon lay both of them damm steady dun nid hesitate jiu agree to accompany me
But because had to wait awhile to get the stuff so wasted time by goin japanese village to hav buffet for dunno wat fuck reason when i was fucking sick

Because the japanese village was 4 bus stops away frm boon lay so after taking mrt by right have to take bus there
But again for some dunno wat fuck reason i suggested walking there instead
And in the middle started to drizzle which make me feel more fucking sick

When reach japanese village was still early so jw suggested play cards while waiting for the buffet to start
But i was like can meh?
But colin swear on his life say that can play saying he work there before so np 1
In the end play a few round kena stopped damm ps lah
So was feeling quite lame den i suggested doing IDEAS(some module dat nid me evaluate the shop services)for tis case we did on japanese village

After dat the buffet started so jw and i started with the appetizer 5serving of salmon sashimi
wah lan eh so darn sick lah 5 servings was like 25slices of salmon
After eating alot of stuff suddenly realize that we had to take photos of the food
wb all 3 of us was like wtf because we were already quite full
But for the sake of ideas bo bian ar called a few more items to take the damm photos and left the place
Collected my stuff and went to meet the others for movie at ps
Felt damm queasy and sick on the way there
Den while the others had lunch went to find flor to pass her some stuff
Seriously shld nt have left there so early to wait at the bus stop for her
why?
Because while waiting some guy tried to sell me a pen saying it was for a gd cause i dunno if it was true but
I was like freaking sick and i was like i wan some PEACE so i juz without thinking donated him the money so dat i can have my peace
after passing the stuff to flor went to watch REC

WAH LAU EH the movie i seriously dunno wat to say lah
The whole freaking movie was frm a 1st person point of view through a video cam
So u could imagine the film was freakingly shaky as the cameraman seriously DO NOT NOE HOW TO HOLD THE FREAKING CAMERA STEADY
So half of the film i was like seriously goin to puke
Lucky the last 1/2 and hr was seriously freaking funny and scary so it was nt so bad
After that homed
THE END

7 sep

2008-11-07T23:59:00.007+08:00

Was Awhile since i last blog
ya during tis time many things had happen juz briefly go through
Starting frm stc last fri
Was abit worried at 1st but it turn out much much better den i had expected
My group transformers really roxs!!!
The end

Nxt went out wit kh flor eric yc and bh ytd
Watch coffin although i knew it was gonna be lame but i juz had the craving for horror movies
Den went ajisen had dinner tok awhile and homed
The end

Todae woke up gt nose bleed had to lie in bed in the end late for lecture
Den after sch actually suppose had AAR which i seriously sincerly wanted to go juz dat nowadays so much has happen and ya ... so in the end went bbq wit class
Had loads of fun ... lazy to go into detail of everything
Den homed
The end

haiz nowadays keep holding back when having fun juz cnnt get back to wat i used to be... nid get my feel right again but i will have to get some motivation yeah :)

27Oct-HSM3

2008-10-27T22:24:00.004+08:00

Todae met kh and bh to watch HSM3 at cathay
Wah can say abit torturous for me sia
Because i don exactly appreciate english songs
Somemore i had carving for horror movie which kh and bh die die oso dunwan watch 1
But it wasn't really dat bad a movie i muz say that the show was better than any other musical movie i ever watch
But... i would rather watch 'coffin'
Sian seh so hard find ppl to watch horror with me

After the movie went arcade
But kh tiki dunwan let us play
So went city hall de hong kong cafe to have dinner
Had curry chicken with rice
Quite nice lah at least better den bh
who had papaya soup or shld i say papaya and soup haha
His soup was like the soup frm his maggi mee throw eggs throw papaya den settle liao
So after dinner went home

moodless
haiz tis period of time gonna be real tough on me real SUXS!!!
Other den having stc tis fri to sun still gt java and stats test tis wk
The worst thing is dat my ideas kena brought forward to wed because i could not make it on fri and todae is already mon and I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEAS!!!DAMM IT LAH!!!~dammit...
So many things to do so little time haiz
wonder if .......

15 Oct-school

2008-10-15T22:08:00.002+08:00

Here to complain about my class timetable
One word to describe it "SUXS!!!"
Stupid sia my timetable
I caculated that on some weeks i got 9h30mins break that is like practically 2h break per day lah
Den on friday actually gt 3h break.
3h break can do what eat shit ar
Luckily manage to slot in my GEMs on friday
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Now i talk about today
Today is really suay 1 sia
Actually can reach home by 1 and make up for my beauty sleep after having to wake up at 6 today
But then suay suay today never bring key and nobody at home somemore
so kena lock outside my house
So no choice went to Burger king
Damm dumb sia
I order mushroom swiss tendergrill
Den the person ask me"want upsize"
So i said ya
Den the person turn around take my burger turn around again and ask me again"u wan upsize"
i was like this is the 2nd time u ask me leh
So i replied ya again
So later i saw him take a very very large cup for my drink
Den i suddenly realised wat he meant was u wan upsize again?
Wah sibei sian kena sort of cheated
But anyway the burger was nice
The tendergrill really tender sia
After that homed lucky now gt ppl at home
THE END

12 oct- Maximum tune

2008-10-12T00:06:00.002+08:00

Todae went out wit Azman and wx to DG play maximum tune
But there too overcrowding le somemore i so noob play oso ps
So in the end Azman suggested AMK
sian bo so far away sia but no choice my money inside wx card so muz go along

So went AMK but den again waited very long and no space
Sian bo so in the end went Toa payoh instead
Sian sia only gt 2 machine nia
So started playing with Azman 1st
Starting keep losing until damm pek cek
from $10 lose until $3
maybe because nvr wear specs sia
Den suddenly i very hot(i mean the aircon like spoil so very hot nt dat hot)
Keep on winning all the way
Den in the end draw wit azman 9 9
Den after dat wx play wit Azman

After finish took 143
Damm freaky sia
Double decker bus only gt 2 passenger
somemore i sit on top alone for half the journey
THE END

9 oct

2008-10-09T23:31:00.002+08:00

Todae had Mac with yc and kh
Den had to rush down unit do some stuff wit jy and flor

Later went SS check some important stuff
Den bought ... for flor
which trigger a allergic reaction HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay so after dat went qsc
Lao Ban treat us curry chicken and milo
Den walk walk around
Den later sit down tok abt some more or less impt stuff
Den deng chu
Actually suppose meet kh and yc but too busy le
THE END

08 Oct - Tian Tian Huo Guo

2008-10-08T23:16:00.005+08:00

Today went out to celebrate yc birthdaywit kh eric bt yc kelly bh kk
Some more is i plan 1 leh
Very very rare u noe once in a blue moon

Start with the planning
Damm mafan sia
Everytime i plan alot of dai zi
Yc actually birthday on thurs
But den all the girls not free
So i had to resend alot of sms again to change it to weds
My sms bao gui 1 u noe
So as always i plan 1
So sure meet at outram mrt station

By right suppose meet at 4
But den 4 some reason kk call me ask me meet him at 3
Sicko sia i was playing dota leh so actually donwan go somemore i still nid do housework
But kk die die pester me so as always the kind me went to meet him at chinatown at 3++

Den later Bt called ask me go take present from her at her shop pass to yc
funny sia she oso gt go den 1 me take frm her
Gu yi make me run around 1 sia
although reluctant but because of my kind nature ended up still went to meet her tgt wit kk
So take mrt to cine den chit chat wit her awhile take present den went back mrt station
So by the time very late liao so instead call them directly meet bugis

After reach bugis tour tour awhile den gt very hungry cnnt wait 4 bt
So went to tian tian huo guo book place liao
On the way kelly joined us
So arrived at tian tian
choosed pork ribs soup and tom yum
I see kh face noe he abit scared of tom yum
But who cares
Starting they giv us a freaking small table sia
Den we had to really squeeze
Den the kh cnnt sit still 1 sia keep moving
End up accidentally pull out the plug for the cooker
So he had to crawl under the table connect back
Den eric and i take the chance to whack kh HAHAHAHA
Den kh pinch my leg
Sicko sia

Den later we cnnt take it so move to a ABIT bigger table(really is abit)
But oso no choice so bear with it lor
So ate awhile den bt come join in
When bt join in she complain she don like the meat she say fattening but actually the meat is healthy 1 lor
Den she still say the smell very strong
So in the end i almost had to abstain frm meat sia so sadded
But luckily she say i can cook in the pork ribs soup
So yay had meat again
Den the kh again tink he very tall or wat the leg keep kicking me and eric
So both of us had to kick him back
End up he hum ji until curl up so loser
After eat finish went swensen's get cake for yc
The manager ther very nice sia
Although todae nt yc birthday but he still give her ice cream and take photo for us
Only the bh bastard anyhow say some stupid shit
Den the photo come out they all say i cheaky sia
wher gt lor i so innocent looking
So sing birthday song for yc
Den yc cut the cut
HAHA the cake was so hard yc cut until very pek cek because the knife very small
So yc pass the cake to them cut
Den they use those kind of butcher knife cut or i tink is chopper
Cake was nice had many layers vanilla choc and blueberry
So after finish paid for the cake and oso tipped them for the gd service
No lah actually is pay the bill liao they nvr come back with my money den oso ps ask frm them

So after dat went home
Go home oso mafan sia
Kh want me take mrt wit him
Den bt want me take bus wit her
Suggested kh take bus tgt but he simply complain to much
In the end because bh take mrt wit kh den i take bus oso cheaper and walk shorter distance
So accompany bt instead
Den homed
THE END
The cake

EH i very cheaky meh?

6 Oct

2008-10-06T23:13:00.002+08:00

Todae went out wit kh and bh to get some stuff
So starting had lunch with them at indulge
Had chicken chop which was great

Next wanted watch Connected
But kh tiki keep go againist both of us
Say he O lvl nid study
Bullshit sia he go home oso dun study 1 sia

Ended up to make him watch connected me and bh and to treat him $3
And worst still he want me accompany him mrt until serangoon sian sia

Connected was simply a fantastic movie
The storyline was great and the jokes was funny
Especially the part where Gu Tian Le wanted to buy a hp charger

After dat shop for some stuff and escorted kh to serangoon den homed
THE END

2 oct

2008-10-02T22:17:00.002+08:00

Todae badminton again
Tis round of opponents bh and yc left bt team wit me
I and bt 2 pro le they both kena thrash
Manage 2 deliver a few fatal blows 2 yc and bh haha
OMG TODAE VERY SHOCKING
BH MANAGE 2 HIT BT SOMEMORE ALOT OF TIMES
wah seh tis 1 scary sia
Another thing while we were playing halfway
Somebody from the court beside us approach us and offered us shuttlecocks
Sibei ps sia i tink we play until 2 noob liao dats why the person cnnt bear 2 see den offer us 1
Actually no lah i tink the person was kind hearted

After dat walk 2 tiong
Den took bus 2 chinatown
Eat chicken rice
THE END

1 oct

2008-10-01T22:52:00.002+08:00

Today went ecp with my family to ride bycicle
Damm amazing i dint know dat my sis could actually ride a two wheel bike
somemore she still can stand up and ride and oso ride wit one hand
Den she still had the stamina to ride to the end of changi airport airstrip siao siao sia

But somehow she fell them 2 times todae which my father say she had nvr fall down be4
HAHA muz be me keep talking to her den she fall down
After cycling woots the butt again no feeling again

Den went to find food
Starting wanted 2 eat buffet actually but den no space
so eat kenny rogers instead
The food was great but it was nt really worth it

After dat went back home
But on the way saw remote control cars
Cool sia nxt time i gt money i will own 1 too

30sep

2008-09-30T22:28:00.003+08:00

Haha recently nvr blog
Any1 miss my post?haha

Okay start on last sat actually nth much lah
Juz met up wit chester and wx at PS play maximum tune
Wx very smart sia he gt voucher spend $10 get $10 free
So he wanted us 2 play at Zone X
But damm sick lah Zone X gt charge GST sia stupid leh
But at least he gt liang xin treat us $2 only enough 2 start the game haiz
So won a few stars den go 2 burger king eat
Had 2 dunno wat pie i tink is orh nie(dunno how spelt don laugh)
Den go home

Okay the nxxt day which is Sunday met kh and bh for movie at Dhoby ghaut
Kh never plan properly so we also do not know what show we going to watch
So starting i say wanted to watch painted skin which bh also want watch
But kh kb say don't want to watch
So BH suggested mama mia which kh also wanted watch last time
But for some lame reason kh gave he don't want to watch
So kh turn choose he say want watch house bunny
wah seh this 1 i strongly disagree BH oso say he rather watch mama mia
So i ask him this show got what nice to watch
Kh said gt one part the girl's skirt fly very funny
I was like eh u sick can liao don make me watch this kind of thing with you
But no choice kh die die also want see girl's skirt fly so let him see lor
Conclusion kh watch movie is not for the storyline is to see GIRLS
SO BEWARE OF KH

So after buying the tickets went to PS findfood because bh hungry
After buy food finish head back to Cathay
KH asshole ask us study with him
sian bo i could have spend my precious time on more quality stuff like arcade
Furthurmore if kh lose to me in his O level he will treat me crystal jade
So all the more i should not help him
Starting starbucks no space so i thought don need study with him le
But kh say lets walk back to PS
Bh and i was like crying because we still haven recover from our walk the other day
So ended up studying on the fountain there at B1
The bh is an asshole don want study with kh escape to the bookshop left me with kh

So after studying went to watch house bunny
The movie errrrrr was not my type of movie lah
I won't say it is not nice
the jokes were funny but abit i dunno lah
I juz say it is kh kind of a good joke

Next travel to cineleisure find BT
Chat awhile than went taka eat
Watch F1 at the big screen of ngee an city while eating
After dat went home
THE END

18 sep

2008-09-18T22:47:00.003+08:00

Todae badminton again tis time wit bt and bh
BT so random suddenly wan go play because she say she getting very lazy
So we met at queensway shopping centre because bt wan buy racket
After dat bused to Delta

So we went 2 book a court for 1hr
The person a bit fierce looking sia den talk like oso abit pek cek liddat
Den when left the office
Bh told me the person's name which he noticed frm the name tag
haha i laugh until cnnt take it
ppl wit tis name more or less gt sha qi 1

So starting playing badminton
wah todae very xiong sia compare to the other few time when i played wit the others
spoil 2 shuttlecocks due to violent playing
Bt keep screaming because i keep aiming shuttlecocks at them
And bh todae smarted sia noe how dodge my shots nt like last time stand there let me hit

By right we only book until 3 but since nobody kick us out we continue play until around 4
Den i feel abit gulity gulity liao so we stop playing
Was feeling abit giddy den walk oso cnnt walk straight
Den we went to tiong
Had dessert at the dessert shop beside ajisen the carrot cake was great
So after that toured around den homed
THE END

17 sep results

2008-09-17T13:35:00.002+08:00

Results was sucky damm sucky
Although managed nt 2 foward but haiz
all the funny funny modules i anyhow do pull my gpa down until freaking low
Sian lah havoc 2 much liao le
Nxt time shld take things seriously liao and nt take everything as a big joke
YA RIGHT AS IF I WILL hahahahaha(siao liao)

16 sep

2008-09-16T21:59:00.002+08:00

Todae met kh yc and bh again to play badminton
Actually was 2 play badminton at my hse ther 1
But bh tiki complain say i always benifit
lazy fight with him so let him win lor
So ended up going his house there play badminton
So bh todae early morning go book the court for 1h starting from 3pm

As usual kh always late so in the end reach there at around 3 20 like that
Wah bh the house there CC save electricity bill one sia
Fan ,air con lights everything also never on somemore still must close the door
Machiam like suana sia almost suffocated
But did not care still continue play

After play awhile kh kbkb say his hand got blister weak sia
So at that time got some kindergarden kids there
So kh wanted to act friendly went to approach them
The kids see kh like see until ghost sia
kh move 1 step closer to them only the kids ran off like no tml like dat
This shows that kh is scary sia
kh still bhb keep go close 2 them
aiyo

So we play overtime until the secrurity come gan us
So after dat proceed to bh hse watch camp rock
Den after dat when clementi eat botak jones
Had large fish and chips was damm freaking full
Den kh stomachache but still act strong die oso dunwan waste his money forced himself 2 finish it

So later proceed 2 mrt station den say bb to yc and bh
Den mrtee back home

15 sep

2008-09-15T22:36:00.004+08:00

Yo guyz
todae went out wit kh yc and bh
Starting go popular buy kh's tys
Amazingly, shockingly, Incredibly ...(all the sacarstic words)...bh bought a compo book which i tink will take him like?forever 2 finish it ?(hahaha i am so bad)

Den proceed on 2 sakae sushi 4 buffet
The ppl ther abit weird wierd 1

As usual some ppl(no offence jking nia)
Dunno wat 2 order
Den Anyhow order
Den see er xin only
Den don dare admit he/she order 1
Den Even if admit oso dunwan finish
Den the kind me help finish it
Den the person nvr say ty(so no manners no lah actually i greedy)
Den almost exploded after eating so much

Okay after pay for sakae
lol they go on abt on some !@#day some $%^person scam some &*( frm us lol
dat was like so freaking long and they still could rmb it

So later go library
Someone started making a fool of himself
Try reading chinese words end up read wrong
i tis c6 standard still nid correct him dunno his c5 get frm wher 1 sia
still keep hao lian 2 me

So later go kh hse
wah scared of his dog
the last time go his hse watch movie practically kena molested by his dog
anyhow step, touch and lick 1
But tis time the dog much kuai
But yc kh and bh keep direct the dog to me
wb evil sia ur nvr experience be4 how scary it is
Nxt time ur kena i sure laugh my head off
Actually wan watch fast and furious
But yc played maple the the rest of us played bleach
HAHA i 2 pro anyhow play oso win

AFter den kh escorted us 2 senkang and say bb
THE END
HAVOCING TO BE CONTINUED TML

14sep

2008-09-14T19:08:00.004+08:00

Hmm long time nvr blog le
Actually ytd wanted blog de but was too weak 2 do so
Okay let me bring the story to the beginning

Ytd suppose 2 meet the guyz for dinner after kh church ended at 5 30
As expected kh church sure end later den wat he expected
So as to keep myself alive ate a packet of hokkien mee
So kh called at around 6 10 liddat ask me leave hse and go jurong meet him
Which was damm near his church lah but dunno why he always later den us de

Starting we oso dunno wher we 1 go de
So the decisive me came up with a fomula to wher we shld go for dinner
The fomula is
X = Y+(no of passengers who enter frm station Y)
wher X is the destination
and y is the station we r at
which will of course be named after me as junhao law of destination zzz
steady hor

So using the jhlod formula we arrive at sembawang
Lol ther gt nth much except sun plaza
So we tour tour around see gt anything eat
Den decided to eat canvana
After dat bt joined us

After staying in sun plaza 4 awhile
Bt wanted us 2 escort her 2 bedok
Abit reluctant but bt is the boss
she say 2 nobody dare say 1
So we escorted her until city hall den say bb

So after dat actually nth much 2 do le
so again i suggested go play firecrackers near my hse haha
So we bought a box of firecrackers and candles den go my hse downstairs light fire
Kh sibei kium siup ask him pay 4 firecrackers only he rather nt play
Actually was abit freaking lame starting we dunno wat 2 do wit the firecrackers so we use it 2 kill ants lame shit
So after dat pei kh go take mrt den go home le
THE END

4sep-ECP

2008-09-04T23:29:00.005+08:00

(SAY 1ST HOR TIS POST IS NT MEANT 2 BE OFFENSIVE ALL THINGS WRITTEN HERE ARE JUZ 2 MAKE MY POST MORE NICER 2 READ)
Todae suppose 2 meet the guyz at 1pm at outram mrt 2 go ecp 2 cycle
shiok sia so freaking near my hse
But kh wanted 2 meet me earlier at chinatown den go down tgt
zzz lame sia outram mrt and chinatown mrt same distance frm my hse
Den because of him had 2 go chinatown den take train down 2 outram zzz
i noe he wan meet me 1st because he sure late den he dunwan ownself late den if kena shoot both die tgt zzz

As expected kh was freaking late
live at sengkang at least 12 30 nid leave hse
but den he still yaya
So at 12 50 kk call me ask me don care kh meet them 1st
But i don 1 2 suffer wit them 2 wait 4 kh
So the smart me camp at home instead
lucky sia because At 1 10 kh still haven call saying he leave his hse already
so had 2 call him instead
so 1 28 kh sms me ask me leave hse which i did so immediately
wait wait wait wait until all my wrinkles come out already he still haven come
Den suddenly he call me
'Eh junhao i reach le why nvr see u"
zzz he at outram liao make me stupid stupid wait 4 him at chinatown
pek cek so ownself take mrt go outram meet the rest

So after dat took mrt 2 bedok den switch bus go ecp
Our initial aim was 2 cycle 4h and go 2 changi jetty
which i said ur all sure cnnt 1
which they strongly disagree wit me
so nvm i wanted 2 see how long they can last

The journey was freaking lame
All of them cycle like snail
i tink even tortise can crawl faster den them
So 2 keep myself entertain i had 2 sprint then U turn meet them again reapeatedly
During the journey found out dat kk,binhui,flor had no liscense at all
They were menace to the public
Keep having accidents zzz
And oso yc and kh were nature destroyers
wb they pluck flower like no tml
Den later all throw 2 me like i was the evil 1

Cycle cycle cycle den we reach the fence outside the airstrip
The road totally straight
Could nt control myself and cnnt be bother 2 wait 4 the rest den sprinted like siao kia
Sprint sprint sprint suddenly bh call
'eh junhao they wan cycle another road 2 changi'
wah zzz i so far far away liao
But no choice had 2 turn back

when meet up wit them they point 2 me another road say is 'shortcut'
Den i ask u sure can go changi mah?
All say sure sure cfm can wan like they cycle along dat road be4 like dat
But i nt really convinced so i ask again
Den they shout at me can 1 can 1
So anything lor i follow

cycle cycle cycle den the road ended except 4 the road on the highway
So i was like wher is changi?
But nobody reply me
Den they continue go cycle on the highway
siao eh the road so narrow sia
scary like nth and i still young dunwan die
But seeing all the unliscense 1 still go on the road
i felt abit comforted because even if die i most probably wont die alone(no lah kidding)

Den suddenly they all stop
Den tell me eh i tink wrong way liao
zzz wat a big joke lol
And we were like in the middle of a highway
Den i ask who was the 1 who say can 1
All giv me the innocent look 'nt me nt me'
Funny sia
So had 2 cycle against the traffic which was how 2 say freaking freaking scary
because all the lorries and vans like so big size and keep driving near us
In the end was so surprise i made it back alive
After the overdose of trills and excitment could nt take it anymore and go back
So wat does tis story tell u
'There is no shortcut in the journey for success'
more or less applicable but u get it can le

After disembarking the bicycle
my ass was freaking numb machiam like no ass

After dat go old airport road had dinner
shiok sia had stingray, tofu, kang kong, sotong, egg with prawns
After dinner was the sick part
I joke abt them walking me home
Suprisingly they very enthu
sia lah abit regret somemore i dunno how frm ther walk back
But they ask me lead

So with my expert sense of direction and leadership(pui)
i lead them 2 the correct path 2 my hse passing through kallang
But on the way all of them cnnt take it actually i oso cnnt but act strong
So when they wanted go suntec i agreed

After stay ther awhile den took mrt home
THE END

1sep

2008-09-02T01:34:00.003+08:00

todae is a sick day
went 2 vivo meet kh and xiao di
Den went safra bowling
den kk joined us
wb kk and xiao di wore same colour shirt and pants
chapalang like couple

kk damm funny go bowling dunwan bowl
but luckily at least he gt some zi zhi zhi ming
Noe if he play will sia suay himself and oso us
at least save us some face

Play bowling dat time xiao di was pathetic
She like dunno how bowl sia
she long ago shld hav sit beside kk and eye power can le
Throw all our faces
Nxt time Let the PROs play can le

So after bowl finish walk around aimlessely
so we walk and walk and walk and walk
Den xiao di and kk sibei siao chapalang like 2 monkies escape frm the zoo
Think sg is their hse
kk-shout my name in public wher gt alot of ppl
xiao di-shriek high pitch my name
siao eh
eh ur dunwan face i wan 1 hor i nt like ur the skin like rhino so thick chainsaw oso cnnt cut through

Den later dunno how come they siao 1 eat stingray
so actually wanted go henerson market eat 1
At dat time we were outside STC den lazy walk so wan take bus but we dunno wat bus 2 take
So xiao di go see the signboard
But her eyes dunno like grow at her ass ther...
Signboard oso dunno how see end up take wrong bus and end up at wrong hawker centre

So ate botak jones instead
idiot sia
dunno why they giv us mustard and vinegar
Den make my hand itchy go try mustard chilli fries
Wah pui taste like dunno whose shit!!!
Den xiao di lame monkey see monkey do go try the same thing oso
But her tongue juz touch the mustard already she cnnt take it liao so weak

But dunno why her mind like after taste the mustard gone siao siao
Go invent vinegar chilli fries
Den we say 1 2 3 tgt try
But knowing xiao di she no balls de so after counting 1 2 3 i throw inside le she still stun ther
End up she still ate it because i said it was nice(as if)blehzzz
So later she continue laming and concocate the untimate chilli cum ketchup cum mustard cum vinegar SALAD
wa seh highly deadly
we both bite the salad only the tears keep running out like waterfall
Den woah tongue instant numbness 4 a moment i thought i lost my tongue

After dat we wanted walk 2 herderson market eat oyster omelette
xiao di started ke siao keep singing song
she dun even realise dat her voice was freaking peircing and loud
until my ear drum go piak she oso nvr hear until

So after reach HM instead order oyster order stingray instead
Told the kk very full liao he still go buy the XXXXXLLLLLL stingray
Knn the stingray eat liao can spew fire so freaking spicy dat can kill me

So after dat walk 2 redhill mrt
on the way tok abt some lame stuff
Den took mrt and went home le

30 aug

2008-09-02T00:25:00.002+08:00

4 awhile nvr blog le because recently very lethargic
So since todae gt strength blog abit

On 30 aug celebrated kh belated birthday
lol actually suppose meet 3 at ps
but kelly ask whether 1 meet at 1.30
so i okay lor
so met kelly at 1.30 puctually
After awhile bt joined us
wb they 2 very !#$%^&* sia
Go purely girl's stuff shop
Still act concerned kelly&bt:"junhao very ke lian le we keep shopping girls stuff den he muz follow us"*sniggering*
wat is the point of saying tis when ur still delibrately go shop girl's stuff huh?bully me rite?

Later bh ,kk and flor joined us
Den actually 1 watch movie but queue very very ... long
So we went arcade instead
woots shiok sia favourite very rare they 1 go
But stupid sia nvr play MT nb
instead play mario,basketball,catch soft toys and wat throw ball thing 1
lol all i oso thrash them
except gt the 1st time play basketball kena owned by bt and kelly
Maybe because i 1st time and bh keep whacking my BALLS away
or maybe bt gt special trainin

so later walk 2 wisma atria
again they walk into girl girl shop
Heng tis time gt guys wit me so we see other stuff
So later went taka buy cake 4 kh
wb his cake we buy frm crystal jade sia last time other ppl 1 buy frm carrefour lol
somemore instead of buying only 1 cake we buy 9 cakes
But the cake is nt cake but cupcake lol gt rabbit and moon design somemore

Ya another somehow i suddenly popped out another 1 da jie(kelly) and oso popped out a xiao di?(florence)

So later went find kh and yc
Den went paragon 1 eat sushi tei
but queue long nid wait 1 & a 1/2 hr
so went sing birthday song 2 kh at some wulu wulu place beside paragon

haha after celebrate used our secret weapon on kh(pink flower)
scared le mah i let u bully so many days so dat i can see u die today
i noe u want revenge but haha nanipoopoo i nt scared of u
Den later had sushi tei den go home le
THE END

2008-08-29T23:30:00.003+08:00

Todae actually suppose 2 go bac secondary sch 4 teachers day de
But den sort of overslept because couldnt get my ass off the bed
so ya woke up at 10 in the end
Den on com play dota
Juz when $$$ATM.D$$$ is DOMINATING
*ring ring*
Bt call and ask me whether wan go IT fair anot
So i was like since nth do so okay lor
Den she ask me meet at 1 at suntec den bb le

So at dat time was already 11++++++ le
So was quite late le den i immediately muz get ready if nt cfm late 1
But sianned i DOMINATING le(very rare u noe since i so noob)
But Knowing bt she don like ppl late 1 if nt she will gimme me a lecture on the importance of puntuality and most important of all she will ginn me
So of course i scared lah so i guai guai faster go bath

So i 12 15 left hse
Den nice nice no more no less 1 o clock reach suntec(oso very rare i on time)
So wait awhile at bus stop but nobody leh so i tot i wait wrong place
so sms bt and bh
wb they both damm yaya sia
bt tell me she waiting 4 bus
wah biang i sibei sian make me stop my dominating streak 4 nth
So actually since she take so long i wanted go arcade
But den bh sms say he on the way already at orchard
So i tot he was in the ending ending of orchard
So i waited 4 him instead of goin arcade
wb biggest regret in my life 4 waiting 4 them
shld hav gone arcade and waste money instead of waste my time waiting
make me yawn non-stop 4 1/2 and hr
until my gums practically numb and almost become bo-gey
(Ur in npcc nvr learn wat is p in picard huh?)
But nvm lah i xin xiong xia zhai fang guo ta men
NAH Actually is bullshit i was trying 2 accumulate good karma because 1 good deed deserve another
So nxt time i late(which is sure 1) ur oso muz forgiv me

So after we meet kk joined us
Den walk walk here walk walk ther see see here see ther
Den BT brought a pair of funny funny unique shoes which was quite nice lah
And kk bought a pair of pants

Den went 2 vivo
Den same thing still walk walk here see see ther
Den go home le

My ass

2008-08-27T23:15:00.004+08:00

Kai Ling says:
tag for what?
Kai Ling says:
ORHya hor! its ur blog
Kai Ling says:
shit.
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
eh u wan kena rape ar?
Kai Ling says:
okay okay
Kai Ling says:
i tagged le
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
is nt assless

If u nt sure why suddenly ass is because kai ling tag my blog

$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
is called friedass
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
very crispy
Kai Ling says:
zzz. who will eat?
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
ass the nicest part eat lor
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
u see chicken ass oso the best
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
is ppl say 1
Kai Ling says:
but
Kai Ling says:
this is human ass
Kai Ling says:
hello! got a big big difference
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
human ass bigger
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
so more meat
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
so nicer
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
and more tender
Kai Ling says:
but..but
Kai Ling says:
must see whose ass . hehe
$$$ATM.D$$$HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 KIAN HWEE says:
so u say my ass ...
Kai Ling says:
hahahaa

so hurt sia
my pride gone

EXAMS R OVER!!!

2008-08-27T21:35:00.004+08:00

Okay todae gt econs paper 1 of the scariest,deadliest,most potential 2 fail 1.
But somehow i nt really very scared so nvr study
Maybe because i used 2 failing liao bah

So todae suppose meet jw at 4.30
But den bt called me last min ask me go eat
so had 2 ps jw
So bath le went 2 meet bt and kiti at 4 at vivo

So amazing i todae reach 1st seh
Den nxt came kiti
Wah fuck the moment she saw me she say i look like i wanna faint because my lips pale zzz
althought i keep denying but i was feeling abit headache and abit i dunno...
Maybe because i guess my hair is freaking short now like ya
And i am NO HAIR NO LIFE
Therefore when my hair short i have a shorter life
Thus feeling abit queasy

So ya den later went 2 kopitiam 2 have lunch
Was it lunch?

It was like dinner

Den again not because it was like 4

Probably tea break but den i had hokkien mee sia which dumbass have hokkien mee 4 teabreak

So in conclusion i had LUNNER half lunch half dinner lame rite i tink so too zzz-_-!!!

So finally exams over todae.

I can finally freaking sleep like a bloody dead pig and let the sun shine and burn my ass off tml haha

eh no tml gt left right left zzz nid polish boots and make U sianzzz

Kian hwee birthday

2008-08-27T00:16:00.004+08:00

Todae is kh birthday
so he ask me
wish him happy birthday

Which i did(on msn)
Which he said was insincere
Which i thought was quite sincere already

But anyway since his birthday nvm i nice abit
I wish him on my blog

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 TAY KIAN HWEE
may u find happiness with ur darling(s)...

So now kh sincere le mah?
i tell all my frens ur birthday leh
And somemore made a wish 4 u

All my frens
If u wan wish him happy birthday come tell me
I help u wish him
lame sia

Sadded i cut my hair

2008-08-25T18:03:00.002+08:00

Haiz today had to cut my hair because got npcc on thurs
why not wed?
because everytime cut my hair always look like bloody retard
Although even grow back still like retard
But at least the difference is without the bloody.zzz

Todae i cut my hair like oso kena rob sia
Because nowadays i very poor so i wanted a cheap haircut(i noe i cheapo but ya poor no choice)
So surveyed my house area den i found 1 very cheap 1($8)
which was very hard 2 find because my hse area most of the salon all dunno why don like put price 1 den everytime cut 1 hair only bomb me $16++

So was sort of happy so i went in and got my hair cut
After the haircut i wanted 2 pay money liao
But den the person like ask me"i help u wash hair"which i did not hear properly
So i "huh" which i tink the person dunno like hear as"ah"
i was like diao my hse opposite nia leh
Den i thought nvm the person want wash i let her wash lor since the haircut so cheap ++ here++ ther like the most $15++ nia still can afford.

But den hor the person nt only wash my hair sia still help me wash face
Starting i thought my face gt hair so the person juz help me wash off
But den i dunno why the person use facial cleanser
zzz i was like i go home oso nid bath i ownself will wash don nid u help me u wash like dat i cfm broke 1
After dat dunno wat the person apply on my face den still put cucumber like i really go facial like dat den somemore still massage my hand and shoulders
This i really siao eh starting only 1 cut hair become cut hair wash hair den become cut hair wash hair wash face zzz

After the whole thing the person 1st time smile at me den i smile back den she open her mouth $28 wah zzz same as star cut cheebye not only my head like lighter my pocket oso lighten up tremendously

bad day bad day

2008-08-24T00:24:00.000+08:00

wb todae was an extremely early day wanted 2 wake up at 6 for npcc trainin which starts at 8
but woke up at 6 45 instead because i slept at 4
Den starting tot i going 2 be late so i eat my breakfast(porridge)like i was drinking soup
Den chiong 2 my hse bus stop den it freaking started 2 rain like cat dogs monkies cows elephants and whatsoever.Because i tot i late so i freaking act hero go sprint under the rain.
Finally reach the cursed bus stop which is around 7 35 liao den freaking panic gonna be late
However,bus 970 came fast.And the bus driver was a freaking fast driver so i reach ther at 7 50.Damm regret sia shld hav yaya abit If i had known dat the bus driver so power.

After dat had lunch at tiong den go chruch with kh and yc.
Actually like tot end le so we ask the rest prepare 2 meet us but in the end dragged a little
Den gt some TIKI* 1 kao bei kao bu(kbkb)
So after the thing end had 2 rush 2 bus stop
Den bus stop alot of ppl den actually can yaya 1
but u noe lah some TIKI 1 later kbkb again
so we had fight 2 get into the bus
which was a bad thing because once inside came another bus with lesser ppl boarding
(all because of some TIKI make me keep hit until my head on the low wall of the double decker bus because i tink i 2 tall)

So we later change 2 mrt 2 go city hall watch fireworks
on the way the TIKI 1 come join us
so when reach CH still early actually 1 find food but all crowded in the end had 2 desperately settle 4 kitkat
Den we walk 2 somewher in the middle of nowher which is in between singapore flyer and floating platform and under the highway
When the fireworks start had a pathetic view because gt dunno wat stupid tree tink it eat glass grow up 1 block my view

After over had lunch at suntec food republic den go home

*refers 2 people who go against the flow
A good example of a tiki --->Bin hui

1st blog experience

2008-08-22T23:35:00.001+08:00

wb cnnt believe i blog seh i ownself oso shock tio
U wanna noe how i started blogging?I bet u do lol zzz

It all started ytd when 4D ask me whether i hav blog
stupid seh den because of the stupid qns i go blog wb wher gt ppl create blog during exam period 1!!!diao

so 1st i ask her help me tink of a blogspot address
i said i wanted smth dark
den she lame wit me(www.i amdarkandmysterious.blogspot.com)seriously wanted slap her
den she gave another stupid suggestion (http://www.iamprettycute.blogspot.com/) wb tis time i hit the roof so i forget abt asking her

nxt i go try create tagboard
sibei pek ceak dunno my com dunno sot sot or wat cnnt copy and paste so when create tagboard acc nid the verification code i had 2 freaking manual type knn so many i1lo0 all the type of num and letter which look freaking similar den nid trial&error a few times

By now i freaking tired liao den ask 4d help me do the whole blog.

This 1 sacriest of all she help me pick background
wb she go put my idol background which is freaking er xin
make me change idol zzz

so after a freaking tired day i go sleep and left my blog under the care of 4d which in the turn out okay lah i guess